he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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