im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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