they need to just BURY HIM!
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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