This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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