They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
NoShamevember. You game?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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