The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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