Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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