yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Randomize
