Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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