i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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