C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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