just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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