when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
