I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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