You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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