please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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