margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
