Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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