At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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