Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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