Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
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