god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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