You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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