She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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