Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
