I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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