I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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