you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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