Is it normal to miss your booty call?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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