i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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