he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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