...so i touched it.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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