Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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