first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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