awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
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