Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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