you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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