just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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