Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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