Porn is love you can see.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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