At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Randomize
