what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
it glows. i had to have it.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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