What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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