i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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