Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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