I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Terrible idea I love it
Randomize
