Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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