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Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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