Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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