i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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