...so i touched it.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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