Already got asked if we're dating
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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